yes yes yes well the whole world's on her side.
I'm done here. Stay in your princessey world.
FYI, you don't know an eff about me.
If you did, you'd know I'd come down harder on myself than on others.
READ IN BETWEEN THE LINES.
This is soooo over rated.

Like DUH who the hell wouldn't wanna be happy and be themselves?
So what if you have other people tell you only the things that you want to hear?
I will never lie. If you don't know that you don't know me at all.
Even if I do put something up that gives people a bad impression of someone else, it's the effing truth if you can't face it, it's not my problem.

Yes well, not surprisingly I'm having a blonde moment if you would excuse me, I'm gonna be a stinking B**CH for the next couple of paragraphs:

Like TOTALLY so not the truth that I B**CHED about her!
And like, why would I wanna act like a B**CH?
That is so not me, like TOTALLY!
If that was acting, I'd have an Oscars on my shelf right about now...
And I'm like totally acting like parez hilton, like can you totally believe it?
So like, what-eva! Talk to da hand! No?
*hands herself an Oscar trophy*
First of all, I'd like to thank my family for always being there fer meeee...
and like my totally awesome frienz for keepin' my ego in check and last of all,
to that special someone that made me into the B**CH I am today, that's hot! Thank you! So like totally! Yeah! Rawk on!

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the next segment is not for kids below the aged of 17

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After the show, I'm gonna ask justin to do me and then I'm gonna marry him and have lots of kids. I won't give a f**k if he's wanting to see brit brit again cause the fact is that he's married to me, because I earned an Oscar while living my life like totally! Oh one more thing, daniel radcliffe, as much as i like you we would've never worked out the way I did with my hubby justin over heeeere... f**k off and die!

ok now i'm done! sheesh that was a lot to B**CH about, being a totally B**CH is HARD! I can never do that man... never. My mind is still PG 13 by the way. Yes well, the fact that you caught me b**ching about you on my blog is no use because we're not in school anymore! And you can't report me! Neh neh ni neh neh... Yes I love being this childish once in a while. Being a totally effing biatch once in a while is fun too! You guys should try it more often. This is what you effing get when you effing piss me off. Don't cross that line. If you wanna take me on, make sure you're mind is at LEASE M18 rated.

By the way, I don't act. I just don't show my UGLY side. Now you've seen what that is like, you hate it, you can't accept it, you hate me, you think I'M childish, you think that I'M in the wrong and you are NEVER to blame, you assume that I don't do soul searching, that is where you are wrong.
FYI, I do a lot of soul searching. You don't even know me.