it's 7.10 on a Saturday morning... and i'm here blogging.... why?? hmmm.... well i guess i'm waiting for my uncle to pick me up, so that the family can go explore a cemetry at McRitchie Reservoir... lols... so random right? they were even talking about it last week... at my place!!! and i didn't even know... i must've been on another planet or something... lols!!

anyway for the funny parts of orientation... day 3...
only Fahmi came... rest of the guys decided to stay at home to slack their asses off... haha... then us girls were like,"you're a good guy Fahmi..." then he was like,"thank you, thank you"... lols! so we had the whole morning to think of a skit to put up later that day... we all had such random ideas... like apple, Hawaii, Mas Selamat (ROFL), rocket, monkey, grey and i forgot what the last one was... lols.... it was too random so we decided to do something else ...
That Fahmi lah! Suggested Mas Selamat... we couldn't stop laughing like idiots would... lol! so in the end, we decided to so a parody of how he escaped...

scene one:
(Mas Selamat sleeping.... zzz...zzzz..zzzz)

Narrator: one stormy night, it was the usual tv session for Mas Selamat
i SAID, it was the usual tv session for MAS SELAMAT!!

Fahmi: Huh? What? What? it wasn't me! i didn't do anything!!! i didn't bomb what thing!!

Shi hui and Xiang ling (as guards and back up dancers): Aiya! Shuddup lah! go watch your tv!!!

Narrator: the reception was bad. so he could only get lame random commercials. (tzt.. tzt... tzt... tzt...)

(Rain's song played, so i was like dancing....)
Me as Rain: i like black. black looks cool. my name is Rain.

Fahmi: (holds up blue balloon as big sweat drop -.-") (then he hits the tv to change the channel)

(Rock version of Umbrella)
Farah: Under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, eh eh... under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella eh eh eh eh eh... oh oh sorry sorry, sore throat.... i need my Ricola!!

Shi hui and Xiang ling: (this is super high pitched) Riiiiiiiiicola!!!!!!!

Fahmi: AAAARRRRGGHHH!!!!!! What the hell!!!!! (starts hitting tv and changing the channel)

(Michael Jackson's black or white, so i was like dancing again.. .)
Me as MJ: (dancing, did moon walk and his leg thing where he kick up his right leg then the famous OW pose on toes... lols!)

(Fahmi turns off tv)

Narrator: after watching all those lame commercials, Mas Selamat decided to escape to go to Singapore Poly, school of design to design his own commercial.

(Fahmi doing all the 'macho' poses.... then he tried to do the moonwalk... when he did the OW pose, he 'injured his right leg' lols... then limped off stage...)

haha... that's it~! the performance... lols... hope you guys enjoyed reading it... haha!!! ROFL!